Dc Universe Online X Anti-Hero Reader Part 2!
Legend: (F/N)First name, (AH/N)Anti-Hero name, (H/C)Hair color,
Batwoman and Batgirl are two different characters.
Batgirl = Oracle
Part Two: Crows and Lady Bats
I stepped out of the GCPD showers all squeaky clean, and happy. The nanotech in my hair kept my soft, puffy (H/C) afro in pristine condition. "Enjoying the view ladies?~" I asked after seeing all the female officers staring at me. What were they staring at? Might have been my 'fro, could have been my sweet black tribal tattoo, BUUUTTT~ I think we all know what they were eyeballing. "Might wana take photos while you can.~" I jokingly said with a wink only for some of them to pull out their cell phones! A few minutes later the clicks stopped, and I put my costume on; my afro pulling it's self against my head so my mask could fit.
*Classic Batman theme music* "Hello?~" "I have a job for you." "You're the one writing the checks Batman, what's up?" "Scarecrow has escaped Arkham Asylum, and is filling Gotham's East End with fear gas. Ready to face your nightmares?" Batman shut off the communicator. "Cottage cheese." I shivered at the thought as I walked out of the station. "What the?!" I asked once I saw that Scarecrow had his guys using fear gas foggers at the construction site across the street. "The bad guys are RIGHT THERE! Whay arent you guys stopping them?" I asked one of the cops standing next to me. "There are other officers handling the situation further in." "What about the guys that are right here?" "... Dispatch we have a suspicious character causing a scene." "I get it, I'm going. Sheesh."
"Well the situation wont get any better until the gas stops being released into the air, so I guess I'll start there. "JUSTICE? SCREW THAT, BULLETS RAIN FROM ABOVE!" I shouted while soaring through the night sky, and shooting the short fat guys in masks that were operating the fear gas foggers. "Mr. (AH/N)! How did you become so AWESOME?" I asked myself with a fake newscaster voice. "I killed lots of people." I chuckled a little, and flew off.
As I flew toward the center of the fear gas cloud, my comlink picked up a news cast from Vikki Vale. Long story short, Batman's number one fan girl is starting to doubt him. "We need assistance! Scarecrow's thugs are everywhere, and the civilians under the effect of the fear gas are attacking!" "Don't worry hazmat guys! I'm on my way to shoot all of your problems!"
The situation was easily settled. I shot the jerks playing with the foggers in the area, shot the jerks that were curb stomping the hasmat guys, and I gently restrained the halucinating locals, and helped them calm down so the hasmat guys could help them. "You're a real hero!" I shook my head. "No good sir, I'm just a guy who's getting paid to solve the problems the hero's can't."
I saw that more stuff was happening near the chemical plant, so I made my way over there. 'Hasmat guys in trouble, aaaannnnddd I guess the fear gas is getting to me 'cause I see blurry shuffling monster things.' "Note to self, make better mask air filter." I landed on a roof, and helped one of the hasmat guys with an air scrubber. Once the machine was done, the hasmat guy had me take the toxin barrel to a 'safe zone'. Flying was getting tough, so I just walked as I shot one of the 'monsters'. Surprise; the monsters were actually the same jerks I've been killing this whole time. "Head shots for EVERYONE!" *BANG* *BANG* *BANG BANG BANG* "Don't worry, I've got one for you too!~" Just before I pulled the trigger I noticed something odd. So instead I shot the 'monster's' shoulder. *BANG* "AAHHH! Calm down I'm one of the good guys!" 'Soo there are other hasmat guys out here.' "Sorry bout that.~"
I finished clearing out Scarecrow's lackeys, and getting the rest of air scrubbers working. "The doctors near have finished producing an antidote, but their underfire!" "Save the doctors! (AH/N) AWAY!" While in the somewhat cleared air, I picked up a call from Batman to a Detective Bullock, talking about Batwoman being in the area with an older version of the antidote. "Sooo the mature bat babe is somewhere near by? ... Wonder if she's still single?" 'That gorgeous red hair~. ... Now that I think about it, she does look a lot like what batgirl would if she wasn't forced to 'retire'.'
"Ehhh what's up doc?" I joked as I landed next to a doctor, and a cop. "Hold off Scarecrow's goons so I can treat these people." "'K." *BANG* "You know I'm actually a really generous guy." *BANG* "I prefer to do head shots..." *BANG!* "So the good organs can be given to people who..." *BANG* "Won't waste them trying to..." *BANG *BANG* *BANG* "Kill me." "All done. OH MY GOODNESS!" What's the matter doc? You said to 'Hold off' the guys trying to kill you." I patted the doctor on the back as he threw up in a corner. "Thanks for the help, I'll get the Doctor to safety." "Yeah, Yeah the costumed freak did great, now if only he'd get off his ass, and do something!" An obece D-bag with a detectives badge bitched as he walked up. "Detective Bullock Sir!" "Do something? I've been doing everything while you were hiding behind your car lard ass. Now if your done breathing at me, I've got a job to finish while you continue clogging your arteries"
I was going around The East End shooting more people when I picked up Batwoman's signal somewhere under me, but it quickly cut out. "Don't worry bat lady, I'll save your fine leather clad behind!" I popped a manhole cover open, and jumpped in. "This whole place is full of fear gas! Get those leaking barrels out of there!" Oracle yelled in my ear. "Aww, I didn't know you cared~" "I, you, I'm just worried about Batwoman, so I've been monitoring your mission." "Right~" Halucinations kept appearing as I cleared out the gas, but I just ignored them. "You can't stop us." More shuffling halucinations appeared, but they were different. "Yay, more chumps to shoot." I waited till they got closer so I could play with them. "Get him!" I threw out a smoke screen, and a hologram generator. While they shot at my hologram, I shot at them. *BANG* One shot to the back of the head each, all execution style.~
A short walk away. I found Scarecrow standing over Batwoman. He said something about her being broken, and testing me. Scarecrow vanished, and Batwoman got up. "Blah, blah, blah, Fear of EXPLOSIONS!" A giant Scarecrow appeared, that hoisted a rocket launcher onto his shoulder, but I shot a bunch of holes through him before he could shoot. The 'Scarecrow' exploded into a bunch of blurry birds, that I also shot.~ "Blah, blah, blah, fear of LIGHTNING!" Batwoman started to freak out as electricity jumped around another giant Scarecrow. *BANG* The lightning 'Scarecrow' burst into another flock of birds, and we all know how that went.~ "BLAH! Blah, blah FEAR OF REPTILES!" The next thing was much more fun, as a few dozen 'Killer Crocks' tried to mob Batwoman and I, but a few grenades ended my fun all too quickly.
"Here's a good one! Blah, blah, blah FEAR OF BETRAYAL, but since your family is SO BORING, I'll have to make some of my own!" A deformed Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Black Canary, and Huntress started to attack us. *BANG* "These copies suck, Huntress is wwwaaayyy tougher than that." *BANG* "Canary didn't even scream at me." *BANG* "Boy Wonder bites the bullet." *BANG* "Night Nightwing." *BANG BANG BANG* "Joker wishes it was that easy to drop the bat." "BLAH! BLAH! BLLLLAAAHHHH! I'm out of gas?! I'll just have to kill you myself!" Scarecrow and a hand full of his people ran out from around the corner, but I shot out one of Scarecrow's kidneys while killing the others. "Boring.~" Batwoman tied up Scarecrow, and Batman told me to leave the rest to him. 'Batman must want the glory for himself. He must have caught Vikki's news report too... Meh as long as he pays me.~" I climbed out another man hole, and flew off.